I'm Oswald the Unlucky Dalek (look, I made a funny. LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH!). Unfortunately I am stuck in a human body. Watch me spazz and rage at everything as I lament my condition. I also like queues, so don't expect a Zerg rush of posts in any one day.
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tardis-mainframe:

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stylinwho:



omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:

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omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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thedragonflywarrior:

The head-turning Game of Thrones actress Gwendoline Christie is a towering 6ft 3in tall and admits she often felt she couldn’t relate to women on the big screen because of her Amazonian frame, but is now relishing the opportunity to play a tough, fierce warrior in the medieval fantasy drama.

She said: “It’s really vitally important to me the way women are portrayed. As someone who has always felt at times pretty genderless because of my size, it interests me to challenge ideas of prejudice and femininity, and what it is to be a woman.”

The towering actress reveals that she had numerous setbacks in her career before landing a prized role as Brienne of Tarth in the hit show, adding: “I found it so frustrating, particularly at the beginning, because I would be told, ‘Sorry love, you’re too tall.’ At one stage I was like, ‘I’ll give this another six months and if this persists, ‘I’ll become a nun.’ “

For her role as warrior Brienne, Gwendoline trained how to fight with swords and ride horses and says it’s “empowering” to know she can “break a man’s nose with my elbow.”

"I do all my own stunts and come away with bruises and scratches. After one scene I was absolutely covered in bruises all down one leg and up one arm. But it’s worth it. It’s quite fun. I enjoy knocking around with the boys."

I cannot get enough of this woman. She deserves all the awards.

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eholaura:

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small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

This is so fucked up

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS? gotta put it on a list of cities to avoid like the plague :(

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"Steven Moffat doesn’t write strong, independent female characters."

pinchtheprincess:

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theprancingdragon:

herecomesthetardis:

REALLY?

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WOW OK LET’S GO THROUGH THIS LIST.

IRENE ADLER BEAT SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE ORIGINAL CANON. MOFFAT REWROTE IT SO HER STUPID, WOMANLY FEELINGS GOT IN THE WAY AND HE BEAT HER INSTEAD. IT’S LIKE HE PURPOSELY WRITES ~STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS~ JUST SO HE CAN HAVE THEM TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS BY MEN. IRENE WAS LITERALLY BROUGHT TO HER KNEES BY SHERLOCK AND HIS PRETENTIOUS ASS GENIUS BY THE END OF THE EPISODE. ALSO, STRONG WOMAN =/= LITERALLY USES SEX AS A WEAPON. ALSO MOFFAT WROTE IT SO SHE ONLY KNEW WHAT SHE KNEW BECAUSE SHE GOT IT THROUGH SEXING PEOPLE AND SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE INFO UNTIL SHE CONTACTED MORIARTY—AGAIN, PUTTING HER IN SECOND PLACE TO ANOTHER DUDE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A GENIUS TO RIVAL SHERLOCK OR ANYTHING. NOPE, IT’S ALL THANKS TO HER MAGICAL DOMINATRIX VAGINA.

RIVER SONG’S ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND THE DOCTOR. FROM CONCEPTION TO DEATH, L I T E R A L L Y. SHE GETS TORTURED AND SENT TO PRISON FOR KILLING HIM, A CRIME SHE DIDN’T EVEN COMMIT. ARE WE SERIOUS HERE? AGAIN, WE HAVE A ~STRONG WOMAN~ WHO MOFFAT CAN’T SEEM TO WAIT SUBORDINATING TO THE SUPERIOR MAN. AGAIN, STRONG WOMAN =/= LITERALLY USES SEX AS A WEAPON. ALSO, CONSIDER HER LOSS OF AGENCY DUE TO THE SILENCE AND RELATED FUCKERY BEFORE YOU UPHOLD HER AS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A FEMALE CHARACTER.

AND THEN WE HAVE THE LOSS OF AGENCY TROPE WITH AMY POND AGAIN, WHICH SHE STRANGELY BARELY REACTS TO AT ALL. A HOLE IN SPACE TIME OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER SWALLOWED HALF HER LIFE WHEN SHE WAS A KID, AND THEN SHE WAS ABDUCTED AND FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH WHEN SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT AND HAD HER BABY STOLEN. AND THE BIGGEST OUTCOME OF THIS IS THAT SHE MOMENTARILY DIVORCES RORY BECAUSE SHE CAN’T GIVE HIM CHILDREN ANYMORE? WHAT BULLSHIT. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME, WE HAVE A ~STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER~ WHO GETS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS. REMEMBER THAT THE DOCTOR LITERALLY GAVE HER AWAY TO RORY AND CALLED HER ‘MRS. WILLIAMS’ TO SIGNIFY THAT SHE’D GROWN UP AT THE END OF THE GOD COMPLEX. AND WHY WAS SHE A KISSOGRAM IN THE FIRST EPISODE? IS THAT A PRACTICAL GODDAMN OCCUPATION IN THE TINY ASS VILLAGE SHE LIVED IN? NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR BEING A MODEL LATER ON, BUT IT’S LIKE THE POWERS THAT BE DECIDED AMY ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE DOING SOMETHING SO PEOPLE (MEN) CAN  LOOK AT HER AND APPRECIATE HOW ~SEXY SHE IS.

SO FAR, MOFFAT IS AWARDED NO GODDAMN POINTS.

ROSE, MARTHA, AND DONNA ARE RTD CHARACTERS. LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID WHEN THE DOCTOR WASN’T AROUND AS OPPOSED TO WHAT AMY POND DID. IT WASN’T SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK. MOVING THE FUCK ON.

OSWIN OSWALD! LOSS OF AGENCY AGAIN! ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS WAS KIND OF A CLUSTERFUCK, BUT WHAT EVEN WAS THAT CHARACTER ASSASSINATION WHEN THE DOCTOR LEFT HER THERE TO DIE? SHE CRASH-LANDED AGAINST HER WILL, SOMEHOW GOT TURNED INTO A DALEK AGAINST HER WILL, AND THEN IT WAS SOMEHOW OK TO LEAVE HER THERE WHILE THE PLANET BLEW UP. THE DOCTOR IS A GODDAMN GENIUS AND SO IS OSWIN, APPARENTLY. BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, THEY COULDN’T HAVE FOUND A WAY TO GIVE HER ANOTHER VESSEL? WE HAD FAKE FLESH PEOPLE JUST LAST SEASON! COME THE FUCK ON! AS A FINAL NOTE, OSWIN CAME WITH A SIDE OF EXTRA GROSS QUEERBAITING WHEN SHE MENTIONED NINA AND EVENTUALLY FOLLOWED UP WITH, “BUT IT WAS JUST A PHASE TEEHEEHEE~”

AND ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS WITH PUTTING MOLLY HOOPER ON HERE? HER DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC IS THAT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON SHERLOCK. BESIDES BEING A MORTICIAN, WHICH IS OF COURSE NEVER EXPLORED, THAT’S LIKE HER ONLY CHARACTERISTIC. SHE GETS CONTINUALLY DEGRADED AND SHIT ON BY SHERLOCK THROUGH THE FIRST TWO SEASONS, AND NOTICE SHE ONLY COUNTS ONCE SHE CAN DO SOMETHING FOR HIM. SHERLOCK WAS A DESPERATE MAN WHO WAS TRYING TO AVOID DEATH AND CLEAR HIS NAME. HE PLAYED ON HER FEELINGS FOR HIM SO SHE’D HELP HIM. I’M WILLING TO BET SHERLOCK WILL BE NICER TO HER IN THE FUTURE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE’S LEARNED NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE HOW USEFUL SHE CAN BE. MOLLY NEEDS MORE FLAT-OUT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BEFORE SHE CAN BE CONSIDERED A GOOD CHARACTER PERIOD, MUCH LESS A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT ONE.

NOTICE THAT ALL THESE WOMEN ARE DEFINED BY THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN, AND ONLY BY THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS. YOU HAVE LOST THE INTERNET AND ARE AWARDED NO POINTS. PLEASE GO HOME.

Lol op is a noob

"Strong independent female characters." 

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