I'm Oswald the Unlucky Dalek (look, I made a funny. LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH!). Unfortunately I am stuck in a human body. Watch me spazz and rage at everything as I lament my condition. I also like queues, so don't expect a Zerg rush of posts in any one day.
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one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away


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Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library